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Post by sirwanksalot on Nov 30, 2011 9:37:23 GMT -5
Does that make me gay?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 30, 2011 18:12:43 GMT -5
Bum savagery is one of my many fields of expertise so I'll take this one.
Technically, according to my manual, you can't be gay twice. And since your actual gay regime began back when your anus area was prodded by a thousand shafts of delicious purple prowess, that dark, fateful, bum-splattered night back in 08', then that is when your tenure as a raging gaylord began. I know mine did!
Therefore please inform your boyfriend (whom I regret to inform you is a poof) that his daft & childish daffodil comment cannot possibly make you any more of a gaylord
Please give my regards to the fudgepacking cunt and his funny-looking trousers.
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